Attention!

Now I get the feeling some of you people out there ain't drinking enough water. Now, I'm a real man, and every time I go into the bar the only thing I order is water. And if water is good enough for me, survivor of a thousand battles, then it damn sure is good enough for you. Because if you don't drink enough water its like being in a house full of people and none of the toilets are flushed. If you see a river in a mountain streambed and its flowing, the water is going to be clear and sweet. If you see a puddle in a dried up streambed and no water flows into it and no water flows out of it, the water is going to be brown, stinky, and poisonous. You can make your body into a clear stream or a stagnant pool. Its up to you. Water is the only liquid (not coffee, not soda, not juice) that can properly clean your body's cells. Cells make up every part of your body. Cells are mainly made of water. When you drink good clean bottled spring water that water goes to every cell in your body and flushes out the toxins in it. Now that's a high. That's a buzz. It is like filling your car up with high octane fuel. Its just going to run better. Now the mission for this week is to drink 8 glasses of water a day. Flush the enemy out. Go up in all those nooks and crannies where he likes to hide out and blast him, spray him, hose him, give him no rest, until you can flush him down the toilet where he belongs.


Dismissed.